Mysterious Leg Problem
The patient said, "Doc, you must check my leg. Something's
wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, and you'll hear
it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh
and heard, "Give me $10! I'm desperate! I need $10!"
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before! How
long has this been going on?" the doctor asked.
"That's nothing, Doc. Put your ear to my knee." The doctor
put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Please! I
really need $5! Just $5! Please! I'm desperate!"
The doctor was truly dumbfounded. "Sir, I really don't know
what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this."
"Wait, Doc, that's not all of it. There's more. Just put
your ear down on my ankle," the man urged him. The doctor
did as the man said and was amazed to hear his ankle plead,
"Please, I just need $20! Please lend me $20, please! I am
really desperate!"
"I have no idea what to tell you. There's nothing about it
in any of my books," the doctor said as he frantically
searched all his medical reference books. "However, I can
make a well-educated guess. Based on life and all my
previous experiences, I can tell you with some certainty
that your leg seems to be broke in three places."
- Stan Kegel
Received from William Brabant.
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The patient said, "Doc, you must check my leg. Something's
wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, and you'll hear
it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh
and heard, "Give me $10! I'm desperate! I need $10!"
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before! How
long has this been going on?" the doctor asked.
"That's nothing, Doc. Put your ear to my knee." The doctor
put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Please! I
really need $5! Just $5! Please! I'm desperate!"
The doctor was truly dumbfounded. "Sir, I really don't know
what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this."
"Wait, Doc, that's not all of it. There's more. Just put
your ear down on my ankle," the man urged him. The doctor
did as the man said and was amazed to hear his ankle plead,
"Please, I just need $20! Please lend me $20, please! I am
really desperate!"
"I have no idea what to tell you. There's nothing about it
in any of my books," the doctor said as he frantically
searched all his medical reference books. "However, I can
make a well-educated guess. Based on life and all my
previous experiences, I can tell you with some certainty
that your leg seems to be broke in three places."
- Stan Kegel
Received from William Brabant.
--
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