The Recession
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
* My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
* CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
* I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
* If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
* My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for
it, and they re-possessed her!
* A picture is now only worth 200 words.
* McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
* The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by
Somali pirates.
* When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to
share a room.
* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Received from LeoDaVinci.
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