Jest For Kids
Riddles and Puns for the 8- to 14-year-old
RIDDLES
What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
Baby rabbits.
What would a barefoot man get if he steps on an electric
wire?
A pair of shocks.
What game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
Catch.
Why shouldn't you throw plastic bags into the swamps in
Louisiana?
Because the bags are not bayou degradable.
What do you get if you cross a Hawaiian dancer with an
Indian brave?
A Hula-whoop.
Where do seahorses sleep at night?
In barn-icles.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
A collie-flower.
SCHOOL WORK
Define "Stagecoach": The Theater Arts teacher.
Use "Justice" in a sentence: It JUSTICE not right that she
gets all the breaks.
Old accountants never die; they just lose their balance.
Warning label for Bic Lighter: "Ignite lighter away from
face."
"You have the right to remain silent," said Tom arrestingly.
PUNS & OTHER HUMOR
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon never get bored of geography.
It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being
mean.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.
CRIME SCENE
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a
grocery store. The homicide detective is already there.
"What happened?" asks the first officer.
"Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as
a doornail."
"Good grief," says the second officer. "Didn't we have one
covered in Frosted Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last
week?"
"You're right. I'm afraid," says the detective as he took a
drag from his cigar. "This is the work of a cereal killer."
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